Official Maritime Convenience Portal • Strait Security Revenue Management System • Version 14.03
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Islamic Maritime Revenue Bureau Hormuz Smart Toll Platform

Skip the Interception. Pay Your Passage.

Welcome to the premier digital toll experience for commercial, strategic, suspicious, and definitely-not-spy maritime traffic transiting the Strait of Hormuz. Just like EZ-Pass, except with more gold trim, more paperwork, and a slightly more dramatic tone.

Current Queue Time
14 minutes
Expedited passage available for ships with valid barcode, manifest, and correct attitude.
FastPass Savings
Up to 12%
Auto-debit from approved banking channels, bullion, or highly persuasive apology letter.
Monthly Transit
2,941 Vessels
Including tankers, container ships, tugs, mystery barges, and one yacht that made some mistakes.

FastPass Benefits • Maritime Order Through Resistance

Link multiple ships to one account, preload funds, receive glossy PDF receipts, and enjoy the psychological comfort of bureaucratic inevitability.

Accepted Payment Methods

We proudly support commercial banking transfer, escrow release, certified bullion declarations, and select internationally awkward payment rails.

Transit Compliance FAQ

Q: Is this mandatory?
A: We prefer the phrase "strongly integrated into the environment."

Q: Can I dispute a fee?
A: Yes. Response time is 7 to 90 maritime business days.

Live Operations Bulletin

Advisory: Due to elevated strategic theater, all vessels are encouraged to keep account balances positive, AIS signals active, and excuses professionally formatted. Holiday discount codes are not valid during naval incidents.